Some dude fires the Death Star. The earth is pretty much destroyed, and the galactic empire takes over.
The world is in Nuclear Summer, Which isn't even a thing. This is a bad joke. I'll get going now.
THE JOHN CENA CRISIS
The Peoples Republic of John Cena is Formed around Badjoke Lake. The John Cena Crisis happens. John Cena takes over earth.
THOSE REDS Those USSR Reds take over. Lenin becomes the savior of earth. Trotsky is killed. Stalin takes power. After The Death Star Fired: Communism takes over takes place. The 3rd cold war starts.
This is a dead joke. Just stop reading. Its not funny anymore.
ALRIGHT...ALRIGHT....STOP....I'LL MAKE A JOKE LORE 4, POSSIBLE.